Insecure ladies and their husbands.

 As i was coming to work today, i was offered transport by a certain couple, who acted as good Samaritan to me as i was very late for work. I simply accepted the offer and jumped into the car without hesitation. As the car was moving towards the city of Harare, the man was fixing his eyes on the rear view mirror not knowing that his wife was watching him. He was busy admiring my reflection whilst winking his eye on me. I wanted to say stop, but how? when his watch dog wife looking was at me like fresh chunk of meat, so i just shuffled myself into the far corner of the car feeling very uncomfortable.
When we got in town the wife had to drop off maybe that was near her work place. The drama started when i had to continue with the husband who was still going the same direction with me, so i had decided to save my dear damn shoe. I had to drop off along the way as the husband was passing along my work place.
Awwwwww the whole hell and its demons broke free on me. You know, i was not dressed like a bi**ch am i one. The wife shouted at her hubby like hell which attracted a lot of people to the scene of the drama. I thank God for giving me two health legs because i could have lost something today.
Hey, you better tie for husbands on a tomato tree using a very strong rope in form of an onion leaf.
Just passing by zebra crossing